Hellooooo, is it me your looking foooor?
It’s week 4 and a I’m not sure what to say anymore. We’ve somehow ended up on some alternate universe or we are trapped in a vortex that has flipped all conventional knowledge on it’s head. For your viewing pleasure take a look at the standings in the NFL so far:
That’s right this is 2011 and not 1992. The Bills are on top. The Lions are undefeated. Oakland and the Browns are legit. The Redskins are winning with Rex Grossman. Tom Brady is throwing multiple interceptions and wearing women’s shoes. Adrian Peterson get’s the ball 5 times in the 2nd half. Chad Henne looks like a QB. Tavaris Jackson has a contract with an NFL team. Delmon Young is hitting homeruns on a legitimate playoff team. Gene Simmons is married. Biff is the richest, most powerful person in the world and the McFlys are his servants. Basically this:
http://youtu.be/O3ZOKDmorj0
Same goes for our league as the last place team (Boys Club) is undefeated. So, as commissioner, I’ve given up. I can know longer be counted on in this brave new world to fulfill my duties. So I’ve decided to pass my duties on to my 5 year old son, Isaac to preview this week. While we’re at it since it’s “opposite day” for the entire world, all the time...why not make some money on it. So below is Isaac’s picks for each NFL game this week. Call your bookie, call Vegas, call your friends. It’s time to make some money:
I’ve also asked him to pick who he thinks will win for each game in our league. So he’s picked the winner and then his reasoning. Here it is below:
Team Kent vs Big Blows - Big Blows - “Is that a tornado? I have a fire truck which has a blaster that throws grenades.“
Fumble Mumble vs Boys Club - Fumble Mumble -” Kids wearing football helmets would be crazy.”
Rain Dancer vs. Kardiac Kidz -Rain Dancer - “ Indians give you more food and build more tents.”
Brookdale Mall vs Lifecoaches - Life Coaches - “I like the football helmet. Owen are you crashing my trucks?”
Mono Peligroso vs Levangers Bangers - Levangers Bangers - “I like the explosion one because if the other team has a monkey that would be silly. “
Take heed. This is our new reality.May God help us all. Enjoy your week.
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